That’s what my holiday last week was like. You’ll have to read till the end to see more about the concept of “simple and unsophisticated.”

It’s National Day Golden Week holiday in China and the entire country is off and on the move, until this Saturday. EF employees got three days as a holiday which combined with my two days off, gave me five days of R and R. I had been kicking around the idea of traveling somewhere by plane or train but really, I didn’t want to fight the crowds but I also didn’t want to sit around my apartment for five days. So I decided to stay in a hotel in Sanlitun for two nights and sit around a hotel room instead. Then go home and sit around there for the duration.

I ended up staying at the Asia Hotel and I choose wisely! It was quite deluxe and compared to SF or NYC, a fraction of the cost. It’s also centrally located, unlike Wudaokou, where I live. It’s a 15 minute walk to Sanlitun Village (see previous post) and all of the surrounding bars, restaurants, shopping malls and other manifestations of consumer excess that is modern China.

I liked the idea of being able to stay out late, drinking, partying and otherwise, behaving badly without worrying about the need to get back on the subway which closes by 11pm which is very incongruous for a town known for late night outings with plenty of 24 hour options, including drinking. I am loathe to take a taxi, due to language barriers (some drivers can’t read Mandarin so having written directions could fail) and I have heard some stories about taxi-rides gone woefully wrong, so I eschew them like the plague, unless I am with someone who speaks the language.

Another thing that’s incongruous is me staying out late, drinking, partying and otherwise, behaving badly, none of which I ended up doing. It was an option, as there are plenty of people I know who live in that part of town who in fact stay up late, drinking…behaving badly, etc, etc. But alas, I reverted to form and elected not to contact anyone, for fear that I wouldn’t choose wisely! I also realized that when I am on my own, I eat and drink a whole lot less, which is no small consideration for me.

Nevertheless, I may have ended up with an entire group of ex-pats, all Democrats to pal around with, if I can get sufficiently motivated. On Saturday, I wandered into The Bookworm. An odd English-only bookstore that has a full-service bar and cafe (I say “odd” because of the selection of books available and their catagorization system which has got nothing on Dewey but it certainly is screwy.) So you can grab a book and read while eating but usually everyone’s “surfing.” So the reading part seems incidental but it’s a good place to meet Americans if one is so inclined, while eating pubgrup and quaffing some local brew.

That day, there were some volunteers working for Vote from abroad.org, registering Yanks to vote in the General Election. They took care of all of the paperwork and all I have to do is download an absentee ballot. Despite my previous misgivings about Hillary, the relentless bat-shittery, antics and insanity of the bloated, narcissistic gas-bag have convince me to hold my nose and pull the lever for her. Not that California is in any danger of going red. Not a snowball’s chance in hell. But I’ve voted in every presidential election since 1976 (“Jimmy who?”) and, at the end of the day, I didn’t want to sit on my hands this time around. Besides, regardless of the electoral outcome, this Mussolini-wannabe needs to see just how many Americans reject “His Royal Nothingness.” Wouldn’t it be great if, after being completely blown-out, he retreats back down the rabbit-hole from whence he came, never to be heard from again? – “And just like that. As mysteriously as he arrived, he was gone.” Be still, my beating heart!

The volunteers at The Bookworm were actually members of “Democrats Abroad” (nominally acting non-partisan for the registration effort.) and they do have get-togethers which will include an election day party at the restaurant, The Bridge, that I wrote about previously. It’s only 15 minutes from where I live. Woo-hoo! I get to watch the election returns with fellow travelers, so to speak. California polls close at 8pm which is 11am here (I think.) Too bad I will have to work that day (but not until afternoon) otherwise, lots of mimosas to celebrate would be in order. Who knows? Perhaps I will have some new friends soon. Especially, if I bother to chime in on their “WeChat” group which has 64 people. I’ve been known to say a couple of things about the state of American politics, from time to time.

Oh yes; about the title of this post. While thumbing through the hotel room guide, I came across the below entry for one of the property’s restaurants. I haven’t quite figured out if the phrase actually makes sense in the context of advertising an upscale hotel restaurant’s appeal, or if it is better catagorized as just another unintentional, Chinese bon mot. What do you, dear reader, think?